BREAKING NEWS…BOOM SEEKS EMANCIPATION FROM MOM!

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So I get a call from NY Times. And I’m thinking, of course, they want to talk to the Boom about all his recent accomplishments, ya know, my being an inna-net sensation and all.. BUT NO! They ask me for a statement about my mom and her recent shenanigans with Tim Tebow!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I need to be emancipated! This woman is killing me!! Soon she will be on the talk show circuit! I mean, I got a reputation to maintain. HOW does any mother humiliate her celebrity-son like this????

Heading off to my anger management session now. They wonder why I need it?

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One thought on “BREAKING NEWS…BOOM SEEKS EMANCIPATION FROM MOM!

  1. Boom, about the whole Tebow situation, maybe your mom needs therapy instead of you! How could she embarrass a superstar of your calibur?????

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