Here’s why.

So I get a call from NY Times. And I’m thinking, of course, they want to talk to the Boom about all his recent accomplishments, ya know, my being an inna-net sensation and all.. BUT NO! They ask me for a statement about my mom and her recent shenanigans with Tim Tebow!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I need to be emancipated! This woman is killing me!! Soon she will be on the talk show circuit! I mean, I got a reputation to maintain. HOW does any mother humiliate her celebrity-son like this????

Heading off to my anger management session now. They wonder why I need it?

The LAST thing Boom ever thought he’d be doing is crocheting. But, as part his anger management therapy, his dr suggested the art of crochet therapy. By the look on his intense facial expression, it may be working! Instead of thinking about beating someone, he’s counting stitches.

“Everyone has a plan ’till they get punched in the mouth.”
-Mike Tyson