You would think BooM’s wingman/bodyguard “Mikey Too-Much” would know better by now.  Some mutts never learn!

How ya doin?

YOUR GONNA FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @Nickieboom1 or IM GONNA RIP EVERY FREAKIN HAIR OUTTA YOUR HEAD! DO IT!

TO BE CONTINUED…..

No family likes to admit it, but every family has them, SECRETS.  And the Family Boom is no different.   Here, more than one of Boom’s family members confess secrets and organize backdoor deals and lies against other family members.  Its not easy being the BooM.

Stay tuned for Part II.  

Although Boom is EXTREMELY busy rehearsing for his professional demo taping tomorrow, he refused to let a Friday go by without a post for you. So, here’s a little somethin somethin to hold you over.

The Managing Partner of a law firm hired BooM as a collection agent for a number of accounts that had been past due for years. Although this “video message” idea started out as a trial basis tactic for the firm to finally collect on severely overdue accounts, Boom’s services have proven VERY effective. All past due accounts at the firm are now current as a direct result of BooMs services. The law firm is forever indebted to the BooM and has decided to retain his services for good. You may want to think about it for your company.

For all you doubters that are always asking me “Boom were you ALWAYS a wiseguy or is this just a phase?” Here it is, proof positive that I was BORN a wisequy!!!! My mutha pulled this pic for me from my first day of preschool. Im 4 years old here! You got any pics of you at 4 lookin this swagafied? I didnt think so!

How ya doin?

This is my Monday night face                                   and THIS is my Friday night face

Lets go fellas! Its on and poppin.  Friday night baby… Grab a nice back shave and your wing man (make SURE he’s ugly. You never want a wing man that’s better lookin  that you) and get to stalkin broads.

Nickie Boom OUT!

It has come to my attention that a lot of you do not always understand Boom’s language. Accordingly, I sat down with Boom and asked that he please define all of his commonly used Guido-isms. In an effort to ensure that his fans know exactly where he is coming from at all times, he not only gave me the Guido-isms, he defined each of them and used them in a sentence.

Mutt – a mutt is a guy who acts like a complete idiot at all times.
“You know Johnny Pipes? What a mutt!”

Mamaluke– a mamaluke is a guy who has no confidence and mopes around.
“I would hang out with Tony Hands, but he’s too much of a mamaluke for me”

Freehole – is a guy who HAS confidence but SHOULDN’T. His jokes are never funny and he is always inappropriate.
“Did you see Jimmy the Baker at the club last night? What a FREEHOLE!”

Mout – (a/k/a mouth) a mout is something you speak out of.
“You better shutcha mout before I shut it for you!”

Troat – (a/k/a throat) a troat is where and how you swallow your food.
“I got a soar troat”

teet – (a/k/a teeth) ya teet are what you chew with.
“I gotta brush my teet”

How ya doin – (a/k/a how are you doing) a salutation
“A, how ya doin?”

Brothaman – (a/k/a brother man) a friendly term used on guys I like.
“A, how ya doin brothaman

Tree – its the number after two and before four.
“one, two, tree”

Animal Control – the police
“if i get my hands on you, their gonna need Animal Control to get me off!”

ya mutha – (a/k/a your mother) this term is used in many ways; to insult a person or if your injured.
example 1 (after slamming my finger in a car door) “ahhhh, YA MUTHA!”
example 2 (someone asks me who picked out my track suit, I respond) “YA MUTHA DID”

ya mutha’s sista – this is a term used in the most frustrated of situations and only when angry.
example (if Im boiling pasta and the water shoots up into my face” ” OWA! YA MUTHA’S SISTA!”

Cugine – Cugine (pronounced Coo Sheen) is the Italian word for cousin and reserved as a salutation for Italian friends ONLY.
“HEY, Cugine, hows life treatin ya?”

Cuz – Cuz is a term used to refer to any guy, whether you know him or not.
“Yo Cuz, could you move your car please?”

broccoli rabe – broccoli rabe is a term I use to refer to pretty women.
“Joey, look at that broccoli rabe over there”

a stiff – a stiff is a guy with absolutely no personality.
Ralphy wigs is such a stiff isn’t he?”

a Mary– A mary is a guy who acts like girl.
Yo Mikey, come on, your acting like a Mary”

goomba – goomba is a word used to refer to a very good friend.
“of course I know Blockhead,, he’s my goomba!”

face brute – (pronounced fache broot) italian words that mean ugly face.
“not for nothin, but Tommy Guns is a face brute”

nice piece, beautiful piece – is a term used to refer to only the most beautiful women.
“Johnny, look at that nice piece, beautiful piece!”