My friends always tell me “hey Boom, dont eva forget where you came from”. So I want to introduce you to all my closest friends from the neighborhood. And before you ask, I’ll explain how they got their names.
One eyed Louie – lost his eye to a BB.
Bobby Morto- This guy is a walking corpse.
Mikey Too-Much – He always takes everything too far.
Joe Fats – no explanation needed
Blockhead (a/k/a Blocky) – got a square-shaped head
Salvy the Crab – no matter where we go for dinner, he always orders crabs
Jonny the Jaw – broke more than one jaw in his day
Vinny the mutt – ugly as sin
Mikey Lang- Has a voice like Arty Lang
Pauly Slots – he’s a degenerate gambler
Franny Fugazy – Everything he owns is fake
Tommy the Thumb (a/k/a Tom Thumb) – Has severe arthritis in his fingers
Sammy Scraps- owns a junkyard
Jimmy the Jumper – takes his victims by surprise
Franky the Foot – has had athletes foot since he’s 9
Donny Stitches – owns an embroidery company
Baby Hands Carmen – no explanation needed
Marky the Lip – has a hair lip
Tony the Can – spent more of his life in prison that out
Geno the drunk – never sober
Hey Boom.. Mikey Vegas here.. Yo Bo.. I gatta question.. This loser is buggin wit my daughter… Knockin on her door at night askin for $$$.. Now I’m a real Paisan ya know & I’m not likin this .. Whadaya think I shud do??