Nickie Boom here wit your grooming tip for the day.
It’s Saturday night. Lotta action out their fellas. Tons of broccoli to be picked. A guido must keep his swag tight. A close shave, a little Aqua Di Gio, brush your teet for fresh bret,and your good to go Cuz.

I hope I don’t run into any cafones. I don’t need no one up in my game tonight.

My friends always tell me “hey Boom, dont eva forget where you came from”.  So I want to introduce you to all my closest friends from the neighborhood.  And before you ask, I’ll explain how they got their names.

One eyed Louie – lost his eye to a BB.

Bobby Morto- This guy is a walking corpse.

Mikey Too-Much – He always takes everything too far.

Joe Fats – no explanation needed

Blockhead (a/k/a Blocky) – got a square-shaped head

Salvy the Crab – no matter where we go for dinner, he always orders crabs

Jonny the Jaw – broke more than one jaw in his day

Vinny the mutt – ugly as sin

Mikey Lang- Has a voice like Arty Lang

Pauly Slots – he’s a degenerate gambler

Franny Fugazy – Everything he owns is fake

Tommy the Thumb (a/k/a Tom Thumb) – Has severe arthritis in his fingers

Sammy Scraps- owns a junkyard

Jimmy the Jumper – takes his victims by surprise

Franky the Foot – has had athletes foot since he’s 9

Donny Stitches – owns an embroidery company

Baby Hands Carmen – no explanation needed

Marky  the Lip – has a hair lip

Tony the Can – spent more of his life in prison that out

Geno the drunk – never sober

ASSOCIATED PRESS: The picture above was taken by a club goer who captured the very moment Nickie Boom confronted a gentleman who mistakenly made a pass at his lady friend at a nightclub in New Jersey last night. The self-proclaimed “innanet sensation” alleged that the unknown gentleman “tried to make moves on my broccoli rabe (girl)!”. That decision turned into a physical altercation between the two men and resulted in the unknown gentlemen being hospitalized for injuries sustained.  While the gentleman was being taken away by paramedics, Boom was heard screaming “I’M A LOVA AND A FIGHTA BRO!”

The following picture of Boom was captured after reporters asked him who he thought won the fight. Boom’s response to that question? “Who do you think? Im here gettin my groove on, he’s gettin stitches.  How ya doin!”

ASSOCIATED PRESS: New Jersey’s own Nickie Boom was just involved in a physical altercation at a New Jersey nightclub.

According to Boom “some mutt was tryin to make moves on my broad. Nickie Boom don’t play that kind of disrespect. So, I knocked his teet down his troat.”

After the altercation, Boom continued on with his evening. The other party involved in the incident was take to a local hospital for treatment.

Its Friday night baby! People always ask me “Hey Boom, how do you get so many broccoli rabs?”
If you follow my Friday night checklist, you too will have your pick of broccolis like the Boom.

Nicky Boom’s Friday Night Checklist:

Nike track suit – check, track suits are the Boom’s official uniform
Gold chain – check, chicks love gold chains. The bigger, the better
Gold watch – check. If a broad asks you what time it is…
Pinky ring – check. A MUST. Never leave home without it!
Ginny Tee – check, what kind of Gumba would I be if I didnt
Diamond earing – check. What else would I wear, pearls?
Shiny black Cadillac – check. I dont care if you have to live at home with your mom until your 42. Every self-respecting Italian cruises in a Caddy

Heading to the club now. Gotta go pick up my boys: Vinny the Animal, Joey Stumps and Blockhead.

Nicky Boom, OUT.

AAA OOHHH, Nicky Boom did great on his fantasy football this year. AP went off!
Wit my winnings, I hooked a brotha up with all a man needs, a shiny new pinky ring and good stogy. Dont hate, APPRECIATE.

How ya doin?

Nicky Walnuts

My favorite TV show is the Sopranos, what else huh?
Some people like to think Walnuts is dead. I say different. Legends never die.
On Halloween 2011, Nickie Boom paid respect to his all time hero, Walnuts.

How you doin?